bemyghoulfriend: dont call me hot, call me a vision of perfection, call me a beautiful sparking jewel glowing in the moonlight.
Since I work in my college, I have the same email as the faculty… So basically I got an email weeks ago asking professors to nominate students for the award ceremony, and I was just like “wow, how cool!” Pretty much yesterday my professor gave me an invitation saying that not only had I been nominated, but I will also be awarded! So yeah, it’s kinda lame and nerdy but all...
And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain...– Douglas Coupland, Life After God (via fabulousbitch69)
oneofushadtheguts: sext: wanna watch 5 episodes of arrested development in a row?
fake-patois: digital-rot: he just understands me the ice cream one is still the best.
rhydonmyhardon: If touching my butt is not included in one of your lifetime goals we need to reassess your priorities
All I want is to be very young always and very irresponsible and to feel that my...– Zelda Fitzgerald (via luxprima)
Marina’s armenian grandpa
maahamburger: if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
romulusthread: who did i just unfollow
I have blocked so many things from my mind, I don’t even remember my first kiss. How depressing. (not really because it was probably gross and that is why it is blocked)